Description

This black tee wears its warning label loud and proud, a distressed, vintage oval badge graphic centered on the chest reads MAY CONTAIN SWEARING / UNTIL CAFFEINATED, complete with a grinning skull flanked by lightning bolts at the top and crossbones underneath.

What it means: Consider it a public safety notice. Until the coffee kicks in, language is unfiltered. It’s for the coworker you don’t talk to before 9 a.m., and an easy gift for anyone who’s honest about their morning. See more like it in the Funny collection.

Ring-spun cotton tee, unisex fit
Printed directly onto the garment, so the graphic holds up wash after wash
Sizes XS to 4XL. 9 colors: Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey, Forest, Military Green, Asphalt, Army, Olive, Pebble
Printed to order in the U.S. Most orders arrive in 3-8 business days

Fit and care: Unisex fit. Check the size guide against a shirt you already own, and size up if you want it relaxed. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep the print sharp.