Description

No self-serve here. You ask, you get the full treatment.

The Free With Every Dumb Question Tee is built like an old roadside gas station sign: a weathered red-and-cream badge topped with gold wings and a red star, and a teal fuel nozzle labeled “Sarcasm” wrapped around the side. “Full Service” arcs across the top, “Sarcasm” across the bottom, and the center plate posts the policy: “Free With Every Dumb Question.”

4.3 oz CVC jersey, 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester (Next Level 6210)
Side-seamed, set-in rib collar, tear-away label
Printed directly onto the garment, so the graphic holds up wash after wash
Sizes XS to 3XL. 6 colors: Black, Charcoal, Midnight Navy, Red, Military Green, Dark Heather Gray
Printed to order in the U.S. Most orders arrive in 3-8 business days
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

Fit: True to size with a trimmer cut than a boxy tee. Want more room? Go up one size. Exact measurements are in the size guide.

More in the Funny collection. Same graphic on the Full Service Sarcasm Hoodie.