Repeat Offender Santa’s Naughty List Christmas Tee

Description

Santa checked it twice. Then he quit checking.

The Repeat Offender Christmas Tee puts “Repeat Offender” in red varsity letters over an old parchment scroll stamped “Naughty List.” Every offense on it is crossed off and logged: talking back, sneaking out, skipping school, eating all the cookies, blaming the dog, making bad decisions and, at the bottom, doing it again. Holly and berries on one side, a glowing lump of coal on the other, and a green banner that settles it: “Since Day One.” Made for the family Christmas party, the office gift exchange and the relative who still brings up 2009.

• 4.3 oz CVC jersey, 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester (Next Level 6210)
• Side-seamed, set-in rib collar, tear-away label
• Printed directly onto the garment, so the graphic holds up wash after wash
• Sizes XS to 3XL. 12 colors: Black, Charcoal, Midnight Navy, Royal, Red, Heather Mauve, Military Green, Dark Heather Gray, Orange, Stone Grey, Heather Tan, Sand
• Printed to order in the U.S. Most orders arrive in 3-8 business days. Order early for Christmas.
• Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

Fit: True to size with a trimmer cut than a boxy tee. Want more room? Go up one size. Exact measurements are in the size guide.

More in the Funny collection. Pairs with the Do Not Feed The Sarcasm Tee.