The Bean Therapy Tee

This tee hits different because it tells the truth. Front and center, a steaming coffee cup with a lightning bolt rising from it sits above bold block lettering that reads THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE. BEANS ARE NOT. — and underneath, in smaller text that hits like a closing argument: I GO TO THE POT FOR COUNSELING. The warm cream and gold tones against the all-black base give it that gritty, vintage coffee-shop energy — the kind of place where real conversations happen over a second cup at 7am. Wearing this isn't just a flex on your caffeine habit, it's a whole philosophy — you've found your grounding, your ritual, your therapy, and it brews in four minutes flat. This is the shirt for everyone who handles their business one pot at a time, no couch required. Cut clean, printed sharp, and built to hold up through every morning that demands it.

Garment

Tee

Fabric

Ring-spun cotton

Print

Direct printed

Colorways

Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey, Forest, Military Green, Asphalt, Army, Olive, Pebble

Sizes

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Printed and shipped after you order. Most deliveries land in 3–8 business days. If we miss, we’ll make it right within 30 days.

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach or iron directly on the print
• Wash with like colors