Description

No self-serve here. You ask, you get the full treatment.

The Full Service Sarcasm Hoodie is built like an old roadside gas station sign: a weathered red-and-cream badge topped with gold wings and a red star, and a teal fuel nozzle labeled “Sarcasm” wrapped around the side. “Full Service” arcs across the top, “Sarcasm” across the bottom, and the center plate posts the policy: “Free With Every Dumb Question.” Made for cold mornings and short patience.

8.5 oz (288 g/m²) fleece-lined pullover, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester with a 100% cotton face (Charcoal Heather is 55/45) (Cotton Heritage M2580)
3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back
Printed directly onto the garment, so the graphic holds up wash after wash
Sizes S to 3XL. 7 colors: Black, Navy Blazer, Charcoal Heather, Military Green, Team Red, Latte, Khaki
Printed to order in the U.S. Most orders arrive in 3-8 business days

Fit and care: Unisex fit that runs a little snug. Size up if you’re between sizes or want it relaxed. Check the size guide against a hoodie you already own. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low.

More in the Funny collection. Same graphic on the Free With Every Dumb Question Tee. Same graphic on the Free With Every Dumb Question Tee. Pairs with the Do Not Feed The Sarcasm Tee.