Funny

Funny sarcastic t-shirts for people who say what everyone else is thinking. Coffee shirts, introvert shirts and a Bigfoot tee, no apology included.

Most of the jokes here start before the first cup. Pre-Coffee Voice Warning, Personality Loading, Caffeinated Swearing, Bean Therapy and First Light Coffee are for anyone who should not be spoken to before 8 a.m.

The introvert line is just as honest. Enough Social Interaction and You Read My Shirt do the talking so you don’t have to. Bigfoot Saw Me flips the usual sighting around, Reel Talk is for the fishermen, Four-Legged Favorite is for the people who like their dog more than most humans, and Still In Progress and Every Damn Day cover the rest of us.

These make easy gifts because everybody knows someone who fits one of them. Tees are a unisex fit in ring-spun cotton or a soft cotton-poly blend (each product lists which), and the graphic is printed directly onto the garment, so it holds up wash after wash. Every piece is printed to order in the U.S. after you buy it. Most orders arrive in 3-8 business days, shipping is free on orders of $50 or more, and a flat $4.75 under that.

What makes a good funny shirt gift?
Match the habit. Coffee people get the coffee tees, quiet people get Enough Social Interaction, dog people get Four-Legged Favorite.

Are these safe to wear to work?
Most are. Caffeinated Swearing is the one to think twice about, depending on your boss.

How does the sizing run?
Unisex fit. Check the size guide and compare it to a shirt you already own. Between sizes and want it relaxed? Size up.

How long does shipping take?
Each piece is printed after you order. Most orders arrive in 3-8 business days with tracking. Free shipping on $50+, otherwise $4.75 flat.